Thursday, September 28, 2006
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
She asks, "What the hell are you three perverts doing?"
One man replies, "We all very hungry!"
She answers, "But why are you jerking off?"
Another man answers, "Because menu say 'First Come, First Served!'"
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
Max sat at the bar totally dejected. The bartender served him his second drink and said, "What's wrong pal?"
"I'll never understand women." Max said.
"The other night my wife threw me a birthday party. She told me that later on, as her gift to me, I could do with her whatever I wanted."
"Wow!" said the bartender. "But why so unhappy? That sounds like quite a gift to me."
"Well, " Max went on, "I thought about it and sent her home to her Mother.
Now she won't even speak to me!"
A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from knee pains.
"Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?" asked the doctor.
"Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style."
"I see," said the doctor.
"You know, there are plenty of other sexual positions?"
"Not if you want to watch TV there ain't!"
``*Debbie* ; 12:24 AM
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
hmmmm. Back now. well lets just say that life has been as good as always since the last day i came here to blog. thursday is my birthday and i'm looking forwasr for shaiful to celebrate it with me after he break fast. well lets hope that every year with shaiful will be a better year each time it passes by. hmmm. when i held shaiful's hands in mine, i felt an angel holding me in return. it was like he was the correct one for me. like what tom said, when the correct one comes we won't want to let go the wrong one. hmmmm december chalet will be great as i'll get to away with him everymorning for three nights in a row.. hmmmm it will definately not be for the sex(oops cannot talk about sex during fasting month. haha) but more on having to see him day in and day out for that four days that will be great. hmmmm although i snore very loud, because of my sinus problem, that blocks my breathing passage, he never once complained about me for that. i'm proud that i have a boyfriend that cared. hmm well shai tell you what, so that you can sleep even better, i'll purchase ear plugs for you ok.. hmmm ok.. update another time. oh ya and my new class mate sucks, betty. godd, she's irritating
``*Debbie* ; 10:41 PM
Sunday, September 10, 2006

today was great... one of the greatest i've ever had in my entire life... i met shaiful at about 2.20pm, althought he was late and came at about 2.2o instead of the agreed 2pm, i made him smiled and give me a kiss for punishment... hmmm see when you fasting ah, you come late i do what to you... make you kiss me in public than you know... muahahaha... i'm so evil huh... well thats me... hehe
well shai made me so happy today cause i got to see him and he bought a little mp3... haha got video function somemore.. later he upload some porn hahaha than on my way to my house watching some wrong thing... hehehe.... (9 th sept)
Well he start work le... so that means that he has become busy now... heeeee we can meet like 3 times a week now cause we meet for lunch now.... its fufilling ok... anyway, little man is damn funny la.... its like that guy is like damn funny la... hahaha than so cute somemore. I wish thhat i can go and watch the show forbidden city la... but afraid that when shai's avaliable, we no money to go, or when i have money le right, no more showing... sucks one man... like tokyo drift... i wait until now have money, but then the show no more... hmmmm... well hope Hady wins singapore idols... and although i want hady to win, shai, you're still way more handsome than him... and i never lie... heez
``*Debbie* ; 12:25 AM
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
You were a brave man... Steve Irwin... you will be remembered as the man who has balls so big, to dare to fight a croc... heez... rest in peace...
(1962 - 2006)
``*Debbie* ; 6:46 PM
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
we went to eat seoul garden… when its student is really cheap to eat at seoul garden… but ate too full that I vomited it all out after that… hmmm… well shai shai I was glad I vomited it out, at least I enjoyed the meal, but didn’t allow the food to dissolve into my system… other food can but not this time… cause I am loosing weight and I don’t want to miss out on the good food abut also dun wanna miss out on gaining so much weight… hee…. Tomorrow we will be picking seeds together for out little business… wish us luck ok… love love shai shai
``*Debbie* ; 12:37 AM
Monday, September 04, 2006
Today started out the best as I got to see my favourite person early in the morning when I awoke… Just looking at him early in the morning seem to create enough power juice for me to function perfectly the whole day… hmmmm if only I can get to see him the whole day… than life would be perfect… Yesterday shai gave me a surprise by telling me that he was interested to go for the movie with me.. I was extremely happy that he was going to come… well sorry girls, abandoned you two because he I with me.. cannot help it ma, he was tired and I was getting broke… can’t watch the later show with you all anymore.. Shai spent the night at my house at about 3 am to the next day 12 pm. Hmmm although he was only here for a short time, but it’s the being with him that makes the entire camp over a perfect one… hmmmm well shai shai lets look forward for the next camp over… oh ya… lets go to CSC ya… to swim… its really great there!!! Hehehe kkk, I’ll come back tomorrow!!! 
``*Debbie* ; 12:18 AM
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